Watch what you say...

Friends came over for dinner last night and our charming three year old brought two dump trucks full of mulch/dirt into the house. I told him he wasn't allowed to have it in the house and Daddy told him to dump them in mommy's flower bed. A few minutes later he returned (as we chatted) with an empty dump truck. My friend and I looked at each other... We all went into our bedroom to discover he had dumped the mulch next to mommy's "flowered" bed...